Comments on: Run for your Life!! Lesbian Gangs on the Loose!!

By: moolah mattath

moolah mattath — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:16:30 +0000

i’m a man but i’d like to be a lesbian, are there any gangs of lesbians out there willing to convert me?

By: Ex-Gay Watch » In Brief: Focus on the Family, Ex-Gay Activist Join 'Lesbian Gangs' Scare

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:57:10 +0000

[...] Renew America have joined ex-gay activist Linda Jernigan and Peter LaBarbera in spreading an already-disproven false report that lesbian gangs are running amok in America’s cities. All four sources [...]

By: erica.blog

erica.blog — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:09:33 +0000

You can tell it’s quality journalism when the source (ex-lesbian) heard it from another source (teacher), who heard it from another source (student)…

Also, I imagine lesbians find O’Reilly even less appealing than straight women find him.

By: cowboy

cowboy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:38:24 +0000

We had to dis-invite some lesbians that attended our garden parties. They kept parking their bikes in our rose garden and tromping through our azaleas. And one lesbian never returned a pair of leather chaps she borrowed from me…which is just fine…they’re probably stretched out and un-wearable now.

But, I’m not afraid of any lesbian tuff-titty.

By: Lynn David

Lynn David — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:52:32 +0000

My cousin married into a family that used to gather around their grannies table (mostly the women, but I waa often there too) for a game of some strange game of cards with 5 or 6 decks and 8 or 10 players paired up. Then the grand-daughter biker-dyke started showing up. Now my straight cousin said she and her biker-dyke gang (when they weren’t tuning and turbocharging motorcyclese) would sometimes cruise the big city south of us pointing out who was gay, and my straight cousin ought to know she would often go with them!

So I was dang scared when the few times I had to sit next to this lesbian. Just looking at those muscular thighs on her took me back to the two-month stretch when I played the queer-boi to a lesbian’s … top. Remembering those times when I was held there by those iron maidens of my former lover, I nearly wet my pants right there…. with the less viscous stuff.

So it is my experience that young gay men, especially those of us who are trying to consider ourselves as ex-gay or not gay or anything but gay are in much greater risk from lesbians of a similar ilk. From my own experience they’ll have you doing unspeakable acts (you can’t say a thing when you’re being held by those thighs of iron), they might even have you engage in sex with another man. Then they’ll show off how much more well-equipped their “add-ons” are than that previous guy. If you allow them to demonstrate then you’ve stuck yourself in stranger than queer relationship. The next thing you know you’re shopping with her for leather pants and vests for yourself with chains and and what’s that lock for…. where?!

So, I warn you, you young queer bois! Don’t do it! Besides, she’s usually got a lesbian lover on the side and you don’t want to come inbetween that! Or heaven-forbid, they might want to share you… that’s hell on earth. It’s obvious to me that gay men have much more to fear from lesbians than anyone else!
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By: Rob Lll

Rob Lll — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:06:40 +0000

Lesbian gangs? Sounds frightening…..ly fabulous!!! I’m envisioning it as some half-forgotten sleazy exploitation flick from the 70s. With Pam Grier, of course. And Karen Black. And, if we’re lucky, Barbara Steele in a special guest appearance!

By: Jody Wheeler

Jody Wheeler — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:29:30 +0000

I thought Lesbian Gangs just tune up your car whether it needs it or not? And Gay Terrorists break into your home and arrange your spices by size, color and granularity?

I’m confused…

By: homer

homer — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:35:05 +0000

I spend my nights quaking in fear of the Lesbian Gangs. So many things to worry about nowadays!