Comments on: Heterosexual Menace: Cop Had Oral Sex With Cows And Got Off

By: Burr

Burr — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:02:46 +0000

Heterosexual Menace strikes again! This time in a public bathroom!

http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls

By: Unrepentant Homosexual

Unrepentant Homosexual — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:56:27 +0000

Why does the article say: “No, none of the cows are shown in these mug shots, but the guy did get off”. It looks to me there are two cows in the mug shots.

By: Richard Rush

Richard Rush — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:26:20 +0000

J. Varnedoe, it doesn’t matter if the calves were male or female, because all barnyard sex is gay sex. It’s just like porn in that regard.

By: J. Varnedoe

J. Varnedoe — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 13:43:18 +0000

Oh my, I certainly hope none of those calves were male. That would have certainly raised eyebrows and and left the officer open to sodomy charges.

By: AJD

AJD — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:03:47 +0000

So he got off with the cow in the picture next to his, is that what the headline is suggesting? lol

By: Leonard Drake

Leonard Drake — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:59:41 +0000

As an interesting tidbit on the old Arizona “crime against nature” statute (ARS 13-1411), civil rights to LGBT individuals were almost always based on the fact that “what we did in bed was illegal,” although with two exceptions (one in 1946 and one in 1976) ALL annotations for this statute concerned acts between human-animal or heterosexual rape.

Now, in relation to this case, those poor cows, and that poor girl. :-(

By: GreenEyedLilo

GreenEyedLilo — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:58:27 +0000

I will not make any jokes punning on the word “beef,” or this giving new meaning to the phrase “’til the cows come home”, or….

I hope those poor (human) kids that they violated find the justice they need and deserve.

By: Bill S

Bill S — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:43:18 +0000

A while back, on another blog site, there was a guy posting comments who claimed he was into bestiality, and insisted that animals can, in fact, indicate consent. I couldn’t figure out if he was serious or simply making up sh*t just to rattle people and get a reaction. Anyone who could seriously believe that has parts on order.
In any case, after looking at THIS guy, I’m pretty sure the cows could do better.
On a more serious note, the pedophilia charge is pretty reprehensible, and the fact that he was also into other freaky sh*t shouldn’t distract us from what this guy REALLY belongs in jail for. Forget about the crazy, let’s focus on the evil.

By: mike/

mike/ — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:23:49 +0000

gives an entire new meaning to “chewing your cud”…

oh, wait. that’s the wrong word.

sorry, i couldn’t resist. honestly! the vapors just come over me all of a sudden and i can’t control them…

By: Burr

Burr — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:16:40 +0000

Nah it’s still all our fault for this..

Why? Because they probably watched some bestiality porn before this, and all porn is gay, so it made them gay, and so now they’re a gay menace. *roll eyes*