But the most fun you can have with such people is to quote the King James version of Luke 17: 34 (one of the passages they use as proof of the rapture), “I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.” Then explain to them that the LITERAL meaning is that 50% of all homosexuals will be raptured.

Honestly, I try to look away but am fascinated by the stupidity and hypocrisy of these people. They seriously believe that they should be in the position of deciding whether I live or die, where I should work, how I should dress, who I should love, who I can marry, what religion I should be, and EVERYTHING about my whole life while they are so STUPID they can’t even quote the bible verse they are using to justify my execution.

Doesn’t EVERYBODY here want Little Miss Rocket Scientist to be in charge of THIER life?????

Sigh.

Candace. Never let reason impinge on your thoughts about Fundiestania. That way madness lies.

I’d say we should expect the sex tape any moment now, but I’m not sure she could’ve worked out the difficult directions involved in recording something to make such a tape possible.

Whoa thar, podnuh… the same diety who wrote the Levitical “execute gays” passage that our empty-brained young champion of sanctified, TrOo Marriage is quoting from, also wrote something to the effect of… what was it again? Oh yeah:

Exodus 20:4 “You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below.

Which, of course, contradicts the command in Exodus 25:22, where god not only commanded the Israelites to MAKE a graven image, but to plop it right in the middle of the Holiest place in the Temple.

So if Maggie et al., are going to take the Bible literally about executing gays, they should also take the Bible literally about not having graven images in your house or office or anywhere else.

But they don’t, because that would make them look like lunatics, and…

Never mind. Carry on, please.

I think Maggie Gallagher’s husband is Hindu, so technically she shouldn’t have a problem with the Buddha statue behind Lauren.

But Maggie’s entire career is based on self-victimization and martyrdom, so she will probably say that some evil homosexual activists planted it there to trick the poor innocent Christian girl and make her look like an idol worshipper.

And besides, given that Lauren can’t even memorize a simple Bible verse, she probably thinks the statue is just a cute lil knick-knack.