And you can get ruts in the carpet that way.

Not to mention carpet burn, that is if you have been celebrating all those times that you are Back and following-when he is following, and double dipping in the wine. (never forget the wine)

I agree with you on John the Baptist, he gets 2nd place and Isabel gets 3rd.

How we doing so far Prya baby? You certainly made converts of all of us.

And you’re right about families. Gosh, by the time Jesus followed himself, he had a whole cadre of Christians following him.

Ya know, it’s a good thing he observed his good Christian upbringing. Can you imagine if he’d rebelled against his family’s Christian faith?

He’d be leading his followers into not following him. And they would follow him (following himself) along the path of not following. But once they stopped following his example (of not following), they would be free to follow again (only to then be led back to not following).

And you can get ruts in the carpet that way.

Consequently, Mary’s cousing Isabel (or however she is known as here in the USA) was the 2nd Chriistian because she believed in jesus before he was born, so she had to be the 2nd Christian, and also a Catholic.

Lastly, John the Baptist is the 3rd Christian because he is something like 6-8 months older than Jesus and his mother told him Jesus was the Messiah and he believed.

So when we are talking Jesus, he is like the 6th or 7th Christian, because we have not counted Joseph, and he must’ve believed since he stayed with Mary; or Isabel’s husband, or Mary’s parents, or Joseph’s parents. And if we count any cousins, we might be talking Jesus being like the 20th Christian; you know how fertile those Jewish-race ladies used to be in the good old days.

That and the alcohol. Who else but a Catholic would actually think of serving shots during mass? Total marketing genius: Come to mass, get a shot of 100% certified organic wine He was a man ahead of his time lemme tell you. Also a Catholic trait; if I may add.

I really am espousing the absurd today, aren’t I?

Give me a minute and I’m sure I could make a case for Hitler being the first atheist and really get people riled up.

You are grossly misinformed. Jesus was a Catholic:

1. He believed in Mary and her virginity
2. He believed that he was giving his body in a piece of bread.
3. He believed the same thing about wine and blood
4. he believed that Peter was the pope
5. He was late to mass and early to leave
6. He drank alcohol

Looks like a catholic to me.

If we are talking about the 1st Christian, the Jesus was not the first, since Mary had to believe that he was the Messiah and had to believe all that was written. Also, she followed him and believed till the day she died that he was the Messiah.

So all you BS about Jesus being the 1st christian ends here because before he could believe in himself he had to have another person believe in him so he could be brought into the world the way he was.

Go ahead and argue that one.