Comments on: Anti-Gay Preacher Arrested for Public Masturbation While Watching Children At a Playground

By: Donny D.

Donny D. — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 08:06:00 +0000

What tawdry, dreary, ugly 1950s-style creepiness. These religious right bigots are so pathetic, I swear.

By: Ben in Oakland

Ben in Oakland — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:08:31 +0000

and it turns out that he was masturbating.

I think conservative christians are beyon either irony or embarassment.

By: scooterj

scooterj — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:31:59 +0000

While reading this article I was distracted by the Google banner ad, “Please join Michelle Bachman in defending traditional marriage”, that was on the left hand column of this site at the same time. . . both are REALLY offensive.

By: Regan DuCasse

Regan DuCasse — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:30:43 +0000

EEEUUUWWWWWW!!

By: Priya Lynn

Priya Lynn — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:39:05 +0000

Ivan, I thought it was “Whatever lifts your luggage…”.

By: Ivan

Ivan — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 09:10:10 +0000

Whatever lifts your lunchbox……

By: Lindoro Almaviva

Lindoro Almaviva — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 02:07:24 +0000

I wonder if his left hand knew what his right hand was doing…

Doubt it. Chancesare the left hand was busy pinching the right nipple while the right hand was, well, busy.

By: Ben in Oakland

Ben in Oakland — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 00:04:52 +0000

It doesn’t sound like he’s IN a bit of a pickle.

It sounds like he was holding one.

On the other hand, it apparently takes a long enough time to pee into a bottle that two witnesses were required to encompass the time span.

Or possibly, how many hands does it take to pee in a bottle? One to hold the bottle, and one to pump up and down furiously to start the flow of urine.

Wassamatta, grant? Was it just too much trouble to get out of your van to go use the restroom, or were you afraid sdomeone might make too much of it?

More words fail me.

By: David Roberts

David Roberts — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:28:54 +0000

Remind you of someone else? (Think leather and porn)