Gannon To Out Karl Rove?

Jim Burroway

August 22nd, 2007

Remember Jeff Guckert? He’s the former talon.com White House “reporter” who worked under the pseudonym of James Gannon and had access to the White House. We later learned that he had exceptionally slim reporting credentials, but he was a Washington, D.C. escort.

Guckert’s/Gannon’s former employer, talon.com, is now reporting that “Jim Gannon” (it looks like they got his name wrong) is about to release a tell-all book in which he outs Karl Rove, President Bush’s long-time advisor. This, of course, has all the credibility of any other Guckert/Gannon story — or a talon.com story. Like this one:

Soon-to-be-ex Bush advisor Karl Rove denied internet rumors that his adoptive father owned several Pierce-Arrows from the gay 90s.

Pierce-Arrow didn’t manufacture cars until 1901, although they did produce bicycles before then. But then, maybe talon.com is now the new Onion.

Update: Did you think I was off the mark in comparing talon.com to the Onion? Think again (scroll down to “Side Dish”). And if you still have doubts, look at this.

cowboy

August 22nd, 2007

Until see a verifiable un-retouched photo of Karl “turd blossom” Rove in butt/crotch-less leather chaps leaving a bar in D.C. hand-in-hand with Mr. James/Jim/Jeff Gannon/Guckert will I believe he is gay. Even with a photo of that kind, he might explain he was only doing “research”.

Emily K

August 22nd, 2007

Haha, just like LaBabs!

a. mcewen

August 22nd, 2007

I won’t believe it until I see it.

Jim Burroway

August 22nd, 2007

Just for the record and in case I wasn’t clear by bringing up the Pierce-Arrow and Onion references, I’m highly skeptical myself.

BJohnM

August 22nd, 2007

All you have to do is watch Karl closely sometime. The guy is definitely lite in the loafers, and there had to some reason Guckert/Gannon was able to get into the White House…but 1. The book will most likely never see the light of day if it is making that assertion, and 2. Who’s gonna believe the guy even if it does. As much as I think it’s probably true, I’d still be forced to give Rove the benefit of the doubt if he denies it.

Brian

August 24th, 2007

I knew it!! Just like Team Murphy and that preacher, and that other preacher. And they are closet atheists, too. They are the biggest bunch of hypocrites, liars, users and brainwashers, and they make me puke.

Wman

August 25th, 2007

C’mon you hypocrites, you say you need videotape of Bush or Rove bending over from Gannon for proof – but you sure didn’t need to see the stains on the blue dress to condemn Bill Clinton to the hottest hell.

Jim-Jeff Guckert-Gannon had ZERO journalistic credentials, because if he has spent as much time in school as he did advertising his “aggressive miliatry top” services he undoubtedly would’ve earned a journalism degree.

Gannon was plying his trade on hotmilitarystud. com WHILE he was doing overnighters in the White House.

Do the math.

David Roberts

August 25th, 2007

Good grief Jim, what’s next – “Boy Eats Own Foot”?

Jim Burroway

August 25th, 2007

I suggested talon.com might be the new Onion. Maybe Weekly World News is a better comparison, especially now that WWN has gone out of business.

Jim Burroway

August 25th, 2007

Update: If anyone thought I was off the mark in comparing talon.com to the Onion, think again (scroll down to “Side Dish”). And if you still have doubts, look at this:

“There’s no debate in my mind that the veterans from Vietnam deserve the high praise of the United States of America,” said Bush. “I wish I could have joined them, but I was busy defending Alabama from Mississippi.”

Fredo

August 25th, 2007

Turd Blossom didn’t fall far from daddy’s tree. Pathetic self-hating closeted homosexual atheist.

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