Heterosexual Agenda: Sex-Crazed Principal Targets Christian School Moms

Jim Burroway

April 18th, 2008

I wish I had the imagination to make stuff like this up, but I don’t. Thankfully, real life is good enough, and Houston’s ABC13 has the scoop in all of its trashy, hidden-camera glory:

The founder of a Christian school is confronted after 13 Undercover catches him soliciting sex from a parent, who’s trying to get her daughter a high school diploma.

LaVern JordanThat’s right. LaVern Jordon, founder of Parkway Christian School offered to allow a mother’s daughter to enter the private school. The mother had contacted the school after her daughter failed the state mandated TAKS test. But by paying a fee school and doing some some course work, students can graduate from Parkway Christian School without passing the required state test — which leaves one to wonder what Parkway’s accreditation status is.

But the most unique feature of Parkway Christian has to be its rather unique scholarship program:

Mother: “Yeah, what, I mean what, what, you gonna wipe out all the fees?”

Jordan: “All the enrollment fees.”

Mother: “All the enrollment fees?”

Jordan: “Three hundred dollars.”

Mother: “So you gonna wipe everything if me and you get together?”

Jordan: “The enrollment fee, yeah.”

Mother: “Ok.”

Jordan: “If you and I get together.”

Mother: “What you mean? I mean, what?

Jordan: “Excuse me and I don’t mean to be so blunt but I am talking about f—— you.”

Mother: “You talking about what?”

Jordan: “F—— you.”

But for $300, it’s not just a one time thing:

Jordan: “For the $300 I would expect maybe we could get together several times, you think?”

Mother: “Several times, whatcha mean several times?”

Jordan: “Well I don’t know, you might like whatcha getting.”

That’s one classy sweet-talking heterosexual. CitizenLink, Porno Pete, Concerned Women everywhere, are you watching?

Bene D

April 18th, 2008

The site says they use A Beka curriculum.

Craig L. Adams

April 19th, 2008

Good grief! I read this blog regularly just so I can find out disgusting & depressing news like this. I guess.

Anyway, carry on, Jim.

Jason D

April 19th, 2008

As of 3:10pm CST on 4/19/2008

Nothing about this story on:

The American Family Association



Focus On The Family

Concerned Women For America

Christianity Today

Fox News

On many of these websites I also used their search feature to look up “LaVern Jordan” and found no results.

They must all be turning the other cheek.

Erica B.

April 19th, 2008

Technically is more of a “work study” financial aid program than “scholarship”… I wonder what he would do if a mother said, “Uh, no, I’d much rather just pay the $300.”

Hope this slimeball gets in serious trouble somehow.

Bene D

April 19th, 2008

I have a question.

Is it legal to sell graduation under a home school curriculum in Texas and bypass the state exam?

Regan DuCasse

February 21st, 2009

See, when hetero men behave this way. School workers who assault or sexually engage female students in affairs. Abandon their children, murder their children over custody issues and so on….
All those people that Jason D linked, are perpetually SILENT.

But if this A-hat had been a GAY MAN, they’d be ALL over it.

These same orgs constantly conflate marriage equality with abortion and adultery.
Here in CA, there was only ONE other family related issue on the ballot. It was Prop. 4, that would require the parents of pregnant girls under 14 to be notified if she sought an abortion.

I’ve noticed that NONE of the contributors to Prop. 8, didn’t contribute to the passage of Prop. 4.
There was NO mention of Prop. 4 on any of the CA websites regarding family and marriage.
I tried to talk to some of those in church leadership about Prop. 4 and only a few had even heard of it.


So, our taxes will be going through the roof. Productive citizens are leaving CA to be supplanted by those who aren’t. To say nothing of all of us fiscally impacted because of the bank failures.
We’ve had some of the worst domestic violence cases any law enforcement agency has ever seen.
And domestic violence is fueled by economic downturns in families.
And so is divorce.
And underage pregnant girls can seek abortions without their parents permission (not that I have a problem with that).

But the zeal to show the gays, is another lesson in twisted priorities.
Between the expenditure to STAY legally marriage and defeat Prop. 8, and the expense in passing it.

‘Showing the gays’ created a hot mess altogether.
Everything ELSE is out of control, but at least gay people can’t get married.

Yeah…way to go.

Regan DuCasse

February 21st, 2009

Yikes, horrendous grammar.

I mean, those who contributed to the passage of Prop. 8, didn’t contribute to forestall the passage of Prop. 4.
But still.

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