Bryan Fischer Wants To Put Everyone In Jail

Jim Burroway

October 14th, 2011

At least he’s not just picking on gay people:

These are behaviors that can be made illegal, and should be made illegal: those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral – that means it’s perfectly appropriate to have laws against what the law calls fornication, absolutely appropriate to make that illegal; men who practice homosexuality, perfectly permissible – in fact, we’re directed, we’re told in the Scriptures that it’s a good idea, this is the purpose of the law, it’s for the lawless and disobedient to engage in homosexuality – it’s perfectly appropriate for that kind of behavior to be against the law.


October 14th, 2011

I’m sorry, this guy is the pervert…wanting to peer into my life, bedroom and such. I thought being Christian meant having a personal and private relationship with Christ and all. I also know Christ had a distain for laws made by the self righteous. Why do assholes like him NOT know this much? I suppose being a hypocrit and a voyeur gives you holy providence.


October 14th, 2011

Like most disingenuous anti-gay men, he seems fine with lesbians. I can’t tell if that’s because lesbians don’t gross him out or if it’s because women in general don’t count with him and lesbian sex isn’t really sex.

Chris McCoy

October 14th, 2011

I’ll buy into this right after he genuinely demands to outlaw Bacon.


October 14th, 2011

Hmmmm. Bryan Fischer shaves his face and cuts his hair short, even though Scripture forbids it (Leviticus 19:27). Funny how he’s not calling for THAT to be outlawed.


October 14th, 2011

Hmm, three meals a day, a gym and a lover…

Marcelle Wyzdyx

October 15th, 2011

Mr. Fischer probably only has sex when it is man on top of wife in the dark & get it over with quick. Anybody caught doing it any other way is doing it wrong.

Tony P

October 15th, 2011

And interestingly he completely overlooks the Lesbians. Either it’a hell of a blind spot for him, or he’s also guilty of sexism.

Not a good place for him to be in this day and age.


October 15th, 2011

So can we lock his ass up for judging and lying, please?? What about idolatry? For in this case we surely have a man who places his own opinions above God.

Richard Rush

October 15th, 2011

TampaZeke said, “Like most disingenuous anti-gay men, he seems fine with lesbians.”

Tony P said, “And interestingly he completely overlooks the Lesbians.”

I noticed that too. Perhaps, like so many other straight men, Bryan feels fire in his loins while fantasizing about hot lesbian action. A perusal of straight porn will reveal that inclusion of lesbian scenes is quite common.

Unlike male/male sex, which is widely understood as the ultimate sin, lesbian sex is apparently one those lesser sins, like gluttony, perhaps. If homosexuality only occurred among women, I wonder if there would be an anti-gay industry at all.


October 15th, 2011

I also think it’s weird that he fails to mention lesbianism. But I can’t imagine this guy’s liking lesbian sex. He didn’t want Elena Kagan (rumored lesbian) serving on SCOTUS. I think Fischer’s omission is a combination of sexism and bizarre fixation on gay male sex.


October 16th, 2011

Personally, as a straight guy myself I *Don’t* understand this ‘bizarre fixation on gay male sex.’

If you’re not gay it doesn’t affect you, if you don’t want to engage in it why think about it a lot. This tendency among guys of a certain political or religious bent is really starting to creep me out.

Of course, from what I’ve observed a lot of the worst ones turn out to be closet cases…George Rekers for example.


October 16th, 2011

Of course if you lock up all the homosexuals, that isn’t going to stop the sex unless they are all in solitary confinement.

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