We Be Jammin’

Timothy Kincaid

March 18th, 2008

jammin2.bmpNatalie Bell is a Concerned Woman for America (yes, they do have women in that organization). And she has lept to the defense of fellow Concerned Woman and LaBarbera Award winner, Sally Kern.

In an article titled Jamming and the ‘Gay’ Agenda – What is the truth?, Ms. Bell ignores all of Kern’s factual errors – and even the dangerous mindset that places “terrorism and Islam” as less of a threat to our country than gay people who contribute to campaigns – and jumps straight to “the truth”:

Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (R-Oklahoma City) has taken a Biblical stand against homosexuality, and she is being maliciously attacked by militant homosexual activist groups. Representative Kern has exercised her right to free speech, and the “jamming” has begun.

The “jamming”, you ask?

Merriam-Webster online has no idea what Bell is talking about. And the Urban Dictionary seems to think jamming is relaxing, playing music, or (the closest I could find) engaging in some sort of foot-fetish sex act.

Surely Ms. Bell isn’t claiming that Kern’s rant is causing an outbreak in fetishist sex?

No. Ms. Bell clarifies for all her non-militant-homosexual-activist audience just exactly what us militant homosexual activists mean when we are jamming.

The term “jamming” refers to the public smearing of Christians, traditionalists or anyone else who opposes the “gay” agenda.

But alas, poor Ms. Bell is a victim of her own organization’s propaganda. You see, Ms. Bell heard all about the book After the Ball and she actually believes that it is “the homosexual lobby’s blueprint for success in what is regarded as the handbook for the ‘gay’ agenda”. And because the term “jam” was used in the book in 1989, Natalie thinks she has discovered a secret word used by gay activists.

Poor funny little Natalie Bell.

I did read that book back in the late 80’s or early 90’s. I thought it was interesting and worth discussion, but I also know that at no time has any gay organization considered Madson and Kirk’s book as some blueprint or handbook. And to my knowledge, no gay group uses the term “jamming” or even knows what it’s supposed to mean.

So now we know why CWA usually leaves the anti-gay rants to Concerned Person Matt Barber. While he never hesitates to make wacky proclamations that bring shame on the organization, he usually gets the words right.

I leave you now to enjoy your Tuesday evening with the lyrics from Club Nouveau:

Lean on me when you’re not strong
And I’ll be your friend
I’ll help you carry on
For it won’t be long
‘Till I’m gonna need
Somebody to lean on

We be jammin’
We be jammin’ hey yeah
We be jammin’

See also:
Sally Kern Is a Little Confused
Sally Kern’s Economic Fallout
Sally Kern’s Meeting with PFLAG on Tape
Exodus’ Local Ministry Aligns with Sally Kern
Certified Cameronite: Sally Kern
Kern Speaks to College Republicans
Sally Kern: Out of Context? The Complete Transcript
We Be Jammin’
Muslims and Gays United
OK State Rep. Sally Kern’s Son is “Straight and Not Gay”
Sally Kern Exaggerates Death Threats
A Letter to Sally Kern
LaBarbera Award: Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern


March 18th, 2008

I ordered that book a long time ago and I never got it. I’d go check on my order and find out what happened, but I’m just too lazy.

I am a disgrace to militant homosexual activists everywhere.

Steve Schalchlin

March 18th, 2008

“Jamming,” as I understand it merely means to form relationships with people on the other side so that they see us as humans. Doing so “jams” their ability to completely dehumanize us because of their presumed consciences.

Erica B.

March 18th, 2008

Wouldn’t it be funnier if “jamming” meant smearing her with jam? Or like a pie in the face, but a jam tart instead of the typical banana cream pie…

Anyway, I love it when people try to use “in” terminology and totally screw it up :) Always a good laugh.

Ben in Oakland

March 18th, 2008

Will Gay Central just send me my copy of the Gay Agenda now? i’m so tired of being the last to know, gawd jam it!

TJ McFisty

March 19th, 2008

Pie in the face just like Anita Bryant? Oh, those were the good old days.

Haven’t heard anyone mention After the Ball for years. Great book except I’m not big on their “Don’t drive a wedge butt-end first” meaning we can’t have drag queens and transsexuals on the forefront on the movement. Yeah, not so much on that anymore.

Jason D

March 20th, 2008

“Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (R-Oklahoma City) has taken a Biblical stand against homosexuality, and she is being maliciously attacked by militant homosexual activist groups. Representative Kern has exercised her right to free speech, and the “jamming” has begun.”

I’ll translate that into honesty ….

“Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (R-Oklahoma City) has publicly slandered and insulted an entire class of people. She is being critiqued and publicly admonished by gays and straights alike. Representative Kern has exercised her right to free speech, the public is now exercising theirs. The backlash has begun, and the Christian Spin Doctors are hard at work.”

Will Kern be taking a biblical stand on pork and shellfish next? Or does her cherrypicker not reach those branches?


March 20th, 2008

Jason D:

Very accurate take.

Also see my comment below for just how hard they’re working and who the’ve now hired to add even more umph …


March 20th, 2008

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Here is the correct link:

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