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Posts for October, 2009

Obama’s Accomplishments

Jim Burroway

October 5th, 2009

He killed a fly. Remember that?

A Modest Proposal

Jim Burroway

September 11th, 2009

Something to think about from the folks behind the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act:

Hell is eternal — just like your marriage was supposed to be.

Sex With Ducks

Jim Burroway

May 30th, 2009

Building on the “thirty-sexual orientations” lie, Pat Robertson last month asked his “700 Club” audience if passage of the Hate Crimes Prevention Act would protect people having sex with ducks. Garfunkel and Oates has the answer:

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Defending Traditional Marriage

Jim Burroway

May 28th, 2009
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Marriage Foes Need “Blond Bombshells With Nice Boobs”

Jim Burroway

May 2nd, 2009

Won’t you help today?

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[Courtesy of Emily K]

Portia De Rossi Apologizes to Everyone Harmed By Her Marriage

Jim Burroway

March 21st, 2009

It’s about time somebody spoke up:

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Heterosexual Menace: There’s Hope In Jesus

Jim Burroway

January 14th, 2009

Usually we use these heterosexual menace posts to highlight the many tragic ways in which heterosexuals pose a serious threat to society’s morals and health, as they pursue their empty lifestyles of misery, hopelessness and loneliness.

The good news is that heterosexuals don’t have to be victims of their compulsions. A new organization, Leviticus International, stands ready to help millions find true freedom in their struggle with heterosexuality. According to the web site, “Jesus Christ has the power to end heterosexuals’ misery and make them happy well-adjusted gays.”

You can read more about the misery and emptiness of the heterosexual lifestyle here and in our report, “The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing the Myths.”

Speaking of Satire

Jim Burroway

May 25th, 2008

Have you seen Encyclopædia Dramatica?

ADF’s “Homosexual Agenda” Looks Surprisingly Like Their “Heterosexual Agenda”

Jim Burroway

May 23rd, 2008

LGBT bloggers are having a field day over the Alliance Defense Fund’s “discovery” of the Homosexual Agenda. According to the ADF, the agenda looks something like this:ADF’s Homosexual AgendaWe did some digging around, and we managed to get a copy of the actual Heterosexual Agenda. Guess what? It looks surprisingly similar:Heterosexual AgendaThey may try to tell you there’s no such thing as a “Heterosexual Agenda,” but don’t you believe it.

[Hat tip: Pam Spaulding for the ADF’s “Homosexual Agenda”]

If They Outlaw Gay Marriage…

Jim Burroway

May 19th, 2008

This observation comes to us from the Ironic Times:

Reminder: If they outlaw gay marriage, only gay outlaws will get married.

Another Gay Bar Comes Out

Jim Burroway

May 10th, 2008

Speaking of straight bars going gay, there’s another one that’s come out of the closet. From The Onion. (Where else?)

“The Only 100% Effective Treatment for Curing Homosexuality”

Jim Burroway

March 10th, 2008

Eunicure.