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Heterosexual Menace: There’s Hope In Jesus

Jim Burroway

January 14th, 2009

Usually we use these heterosexual menace posts to highlight the many tragic ways in which heterosexuals pose a serious threat to society’s morals and health, as they pursue their empty lifestyles of misery, hopelessness and loneliness.

The good news is that heterosexuals don’t have to be victims of their compulsions. A new organization, Leviticus International, stands ready to help millions find true freedom in their struggle with heterosexuality. According to the web site, “Jesus Christ has the power to end heterosexuals’ misery and make them happy well-adjusted gays.”

You can read more about the misery and emptiness of the heterosexual lifestyle here and in our report, “The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing the Myths.”

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Ben in Oakland
January 15th, 2009 | LINK

I just read in this morning’s paper a saudi cleric (what a sarcarsm) explaining the 10 year old brides were perfectly acceptable.

Save the world from some religious heterosexuals.

Attmay
January 15th, 2009 | LINK

Hallelujah! Jesus can finally save the heteros!

Yuki Choe
January 16th, 2009 | LINK

Hey, I wish to link to it and form a member ministry in Asia!

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