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The Reorientation Bomb

Timothy Kincaid

June 12th, 2007

Some things are funny even the second time around.  Although it broke three years ago, this story about a secret military project didn’t get legs until now

The proposal came from the Air Force’s Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, which requested $7.5 million to develop a so-called “gay-bomb.” Using the Freedom of Information Act, Edward Hammond, director of the U.S. office of the Sunshine Project, obtained a copy which was “part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons.” If completed, the bomb would release a chemical aphrodisiac “and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical… soldiers would become gay.” This would cause their units to break down as the troops “became irresistibly attractive to one another.”

Let’s hope the anti-gays don’t get any ideas about reorientation through chemicals.  If anyone sees Alan Chambers flying over West Hollywood in a cropduster, run for cover.

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Jim Burroway
June 12th, 2007 | LINK

I could have used that chemical back in high school!

erica.blog
June 14th, 2007 | LINK

It only costs $7.5 million to gayify people? What a bargain! :-)

But seriously, the military ought to concentrate its now-limited resources on more reliable technologies which are relevant to reality. Like flying monkeys — I’d like to see more research proposals on flying monkey armies…

Denise
June 15th, 2007 | LINK

I am amazed that they thought this might work. Once again, homosexual attraction is reduced to an irresistible urge for immediate sexual contact with any member of the same sex, consentual or not. Were these guys smoking something strong, rolled in the papers used to plan the famous exploding cigar?

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