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Hey Wait, I’m Not Done Yet

Timothy Kincaid

July 10th, 2007

Fort Lauderdale’s socially conservative (and clearly idiotic) mayor, Jim Naugle, has identified a crime wave that the police were unaware of and has proposed that the city shell out big bucks to fix it.  He’s decided that sex in public bathrooms at the beach is a blight (there was a single arrest last year) and wants robotic public toilets whose doors fly open after a certain amount of time.  He followed up this proposal with this bit of loveliness:

I don’t use the word ‘gay.’ I use the word ‘homosexual.’ Most of them aren’t gay. They’re unhappy.

The community responded by starting a drive to send Mayor Naugle toilet paper so he could “wipe his dirty mind clean”. But I think that the best response, by far, is the rather droll advice given by Commissioner Dean Trantalis and reported by World Net Daily (who clearly didn’t get the joke):

“I’m not an expert on public toilet sex,” said Trantalis, “but there are those who would say one minute would be enough. Or 30 seconds.”

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Jim Burroway
July 10th, 2007 | LINK

On the other hand, pity the poor soul who’s pee shy.

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