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The Heterosexual Agenda: Blood Sports

Jim Burroway

October 24th, 2007

Crazy heterosexuals. There’s just no telling what they’ll think of next:

Tiffany Lachelle Sutton, who turned 24 on Friday, apologized to the court Tuesday for stabbing her lover with a knife and drinking his blood.

Robert McDaniel, 45, and Sutton were lying in bed naked when Sutton asked McDaniel if he wanted to be tied up, and he consented, Tempe police reports stated. Sutton told police she made McDaniel sign a book promising not to prosecute her for when the “sex got crazy.”

“You, Robert McDaniel, swear that no wrong will come to me, Tiffany Lachelle Sutton, due to tonight’s events,” read the document, provided by the court. “You also pass me all your earthly powers, wealth included.”

Once she had his signature, Sutton pulled out a knife and cut his leg, court records show. McDaniel asked to be untied but Sutton refused and stabbed him in the back, neck, abdomen and through the arm.

Then she drank some of his blood.

Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.

See also:
The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing the Myths

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Benton
October 25th, 2007 | LINK

I know and love heterosexuals, I just can’t approve of their “lifestyle.”

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October 26th, 2007 | LINK

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