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Heterosexual Agenda: Sex-Crazed Principal Targets Christian School Moms

Jim Burroway

April 18th, 2008

I wish I had the imagination to make stuff like this up, but I don’t. Thankfully, real life is good enough, and Houston’s ABC13 has the scoop in all of its trashy, hidden-camera glory:

The founder of a Christian school is confronted after 13 Undercover catches him soliciting sex from a parent, who’s trying to get her daughter a high school diploma.

LaVern JordanThat’s right. LaVern Jordon, founder of Parkway Christian School offered to allow a mother’s daughter to enter the private school. The mother had contacted the school after her daughter failed the state mandated TAKS test. But by paying a fee school and doing some some course work, students can graduate from Parkway Christian School without passing the required state test — which leaves one to wonder what Parkway’s accreditation status is.

But the most unique feature of Parkway Christian has to be its rather unique scholarship program:

Mother: “Yeah, what, I mean what, what, you gonna wipe out all the fees?”

Jordan: “All the enrollment fees.”

Mother: “All the enrollment fees?”

Jordan: “Three hundred dollars.”

Mother: “So you gonna wipe everything if me and you get together?”

Jordan: “The enrollment fee, yeah.”

Mother: “Ok.”

Jordan: “If you and I get together.”

Mother: “What you mean? I mean, what?

Jordan: “Excuse me and I don’t mean to be so blunt but I am talking about f—— you.”

Mother: “You talking about what?”

Jordan: “F—— you.”

But for $300, it’s not just a one time thing:

Jordan: “For the $300 I would expect maybe we could get together several times, you think?”

Mother: “Several times, whatcha mean several times?”

Jordan: “Well I don’t know, you might like whatcha getting.”

That’s one classy sweet-talking heterosexual. CitizenLink, Porno Pete, Concerned Women everywhere, are you watching?

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Bene D
April 18th, 2008 | LINK

The site says they use A Beka curriculum.

Craig L. Adams
April 19th, 2008 | LINK

Good grief! I read this blog regularly just so I can find out disgusting & depressing news like this. I guess.

Anyway, carry on, Jim.

Jason D
April 19th, 2008 | LINK

As of 3:10pm CST on 4/19/2008

Nothing about this story on:

The American Family Association
http://afa.net/

CitizenLink
http://www.citizenlink.org/

WorldNetDaily
http://worldnetdaily.com/

Focus On The Family
http://family.org/

Concerned Women For America
http://www.cwfa.org/main.asp

Christianity Today
http://www.christianitytoday.com/

Fox News
http://www.foxnews.com/

On many of these websites I also used their search feature to look up “LaVern Jordan” and found no results.

They must all be turning the other cheek.

Erica B.
April 19th, 2008 | LINK

Technically is more of a “work study” financial aid program than “scholarship”… I wonder what he would do if a mother said, “Uh, no, I’d much rather just pay the $300.”

Hope this slimeball gets in serious trouble somehow.

Bene D
April 19th, 2008 | LINK

I have a question.

Is it legal to sell graduation under a home school curriculum in Texas and bypass the state exam?

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