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Birds of a Feather: “Monogamous” Marriage Defenders

Jim Burroway

June 27th, 2008

I mentioned earlier this morning that another anti-marriage amendment was introduced in the Senate. What I didn’t know was that these two upright paradigms of traditional “monogamous” heterosexual marriages were co-sponsors: Larry “Tap-Tap” Craig (R-ID), and David “D.C. Madam” Vitter (R-LA).

Of course, they’re only monogamous in that peculiar way in which heterosexuals define monogamy.

Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up.

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AJD
June 27th, 2008 | LINK

Oh Jesus…

Then again, they repented for their “sins,” so now they can go back to being their hypocritical selves..

queerunity
June 27th, 2008 | LINK

maybe they want to protect marriage for pervs?

Evan
June 27th, 2008 | LINK

Doesn’t that rule?!?!

Senator Water Closeted and Senator Diaper Baby are protecting marriage from you and me.

Praise Jesus!

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