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Al Reynolds: “I Am Not A Homosexual”

Jim Burroway

July 16th, 2008

Star Jones’ soon-to-be ex-husband has announced that he is “not a homosexual.” I know! But you can believe it this time because he took 397 words to say it.

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Emily K
July 16th, 2008 | LINK

So he’s divorcing her? really? I had not heard this.

homer
July 16th, 2008 | LINK

I am not a heterosexual.

That was easy- 5 words!

Zeke
July 16th, 2008 | LINK

Am I the only one who is REALLY glad to hear this?

All I can say is Thank God he’s just another heterosexual mess!

Jim Burroway
July 16th, 2008 | LINK

Well put, Zeke

Jim Randell
July 16th, 2008 | LINK

I am NOT a homosexual!
But if I was, I would say SOMETHING about those drapes!!!

Jason D
July 16th, 2008 | LINK

Amen Zeke, Jim,
I’m so sick of gay = weirdo. No thanks, you can keep Tom Cruise, Mr. Star Jones, Michael Jackson, and all the other walking trainwrecks.

Willie Hewes
July 18th, 2008 | LINK

Being a trainwreck doesn’t come from being gay, it comes from being in the closet. That’s all.

I like how none of the things he discusses actually adress his sexuality in any way. He’s just going on about dressing nice. He’s saying “I’m not gay” and still dodging the question at the same time.

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