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Heterosexual Menace: Now Elementary School Teachers Are Recruiting Children!!!

Jim Burroway

January 12th, 2009

A married elementray school teacher in Abington, MA has been arrested and charged with seven counts of statutory rape of a teen. The boy was thirteen years old when he lost his virginity to Christine A. McCallum, 29, a teacher at an Abington elementary school. McCallum plied the boy with alcohol and had her way with him an estimated 300 times. According to the now-sixteen year old teen, this went on for about 18 months, about every other day. The seven counts in the indictments represent specific incidents that police were able to document.

Some of these trysts happened in the teacher’s home as her husband slept upstairs. She also wrote him passionate love letters, some of which are now in police custody. McCallum’s neighbors, of course, who are also probably all heterosexuals themselves since Abington is an overwhelmingly heterosexual community, all claimed they didn’t know what was going on.

You can read more about what heterosexuals really want here, and in our report, “The Heterosexual Agenda: Exposing the Myths.”

[Hat tip: Peter, who read this halfway around the world in Australia.]

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Timothy Kincaid
January 12th, 2009 | LINK

Think this couldn’t happen here in your home town… It’s already happened in Massachusetts!!!

Attmay
January 12th, 2009 | LINK

Massachusetts, eh? Think they’ll try to blame this heterosexual rape on gay marriage?

homer
January 12th, 2009 | LINK

Goodness! Next they will be making a Lifetime Movie about this!

Anonymous
January 12th, 2009 | LINK

Attmay,
This moron sure tried to:

http://selfevidenttruths-euripides.blogspot.com/

Anonymous
January 12th, 2009 | LINK

That should say:
http://selfevidenttruths-euripides.blogspot.com

Ephilei
January 14th, 2009 | LINK

Wow! I usually laugh, but this is too morbid.

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