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Gene Simmons: Lambert Should “Keep His Mouth Shut” About Being Gay

Jim Burroway

June 12th, 2009

From one makeup-wearing entertainer to another:

Adam should have won. On the other hand he should have kept his mouth shut about his sexual preferences. I don’t really care what he wants to do and neither does America. But this kid’s got talent, Adam Lambert can go on. As long as he’s quiet about whatever else he prefers to do indoors. I personally don’t care, I mean if you love farm animals, that’s fine, but I don’t wanna read a magazine about that.

Classy, that bestiality zinger. But here’s an idea. How about we ask Lambert  to shut up about his “preferences” when Simmons shuts up about his. Deal?

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Jason D
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

This Just In

“Makeup-Covered Clown in Partial Drag Has Nerve To Bash Homosexual”

Timothy Kincaid
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

How amusing that Simmons’ preferences are declared to the world on a site called “straight.com”

Priya Lynn
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

Now if a gay man bragged about having sex with 4800 people the anti-gays would be expressing outrage and screaming how this proves gays are abominations and shouldn’t be allowed to be married. Funny how none of them hold up this man as the epitome of heterosexuality.

Jake
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

Hey Gene, stop flaunting your heterosexual relationship around on your reality show.

No one cares what you and your “partner” Shannon do in the bedroom.

Troy C
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

Evidently, Gene isn’t gay. He sure had me fooled. Score one for gays. Animals, children and mentally incapacitated people have one thing in common: They can’t give informed consent. Straights (per capita) have more sex with children and animals than gay people do. It’s a fact. I can imagine Gene with Farm animals, but not gays.

libertymad
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

I’d rather be gay than a passé old queen with too much lipstick on.

libertymad
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

I think my comment might have violated comments policy. Sorry, but really, that guy, stale looks, dirty mouth. It’s like Èpater le moronoisie.

Glenn I
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

Loudmouth says Shut Up!

… yadda yadda yadda

Swampfox
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

The man brags about having sex with thousands of women and Lambert is the one who needs to keep quite?

AJD
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

I was going to say the same thing. It’s only gay people who “flaunt” their sexuality or “shove it in people’s faces.” Never straight people…

Anyway, I never liked Kiss. They stole their theatrical image and bastardized their look from the (straight but much more gay-friendly) New York Dolls.

Ephilei
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

Unfortunately, pple do care about Lambert’s sexuality. My aunt voted against him specifically for being gay.

Donna
June 12th, 2009 | LINK

Ugh. Gene Simmons was a bit before my time, so I don’t know much about him. But I knew I didn’t like this guy.

He’s in a recent Dr. Pepper commercial, surrounded by three or four scantily-clad women. Not only is he flaunting his heterosexuality, he’s objectifying women.

And now he’s comparing loving, consensual gay relationships to sexually abusing animals.

So disappointing!

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