Hello?

Jim Burroway

September 21st, 2009

The rapture is today. Anybody still here?

Leonard Drake

September 21st, 2009

Well, I am still here. But, it is nice to know I’ll be able to save a lot on postage stamps this year for my father’s side of the family (_insane_ Pentacostals). They won’t need Christmas cards this year, as I am sure they have already moved on. 0;-)

tavdy79

September 21st, 2009

I’m still here. Good to know I won’t be spending eternity with Pope Ratty and the NOMskulls.

Duncan

September 21st, 2009

We have the Earth to ourselves! Just as Jesus said. Now to make sure all those prophecies do NOT happen. Let the Antichrist come, we’ll judge him on his merits before the Lord does.

One lot of fundamentalists gotten rid of (forgive my grammar), now we can go after the rest. This means you, advocates of a global Caliphate!

Marisa

September 21st, 2009

“Can you hear me now?…” I have already been raptured and this coverage is GREAT! You see? God loves the LGBT too.

Mel

September 21st, 2009

Why do I get the feeling that somebody is going to be very disappointed today?

JT

September 21st, 2009

Like Carlotta in “Follies”, though honestly I’m not really a candidate for rapture. Maybe the traffic will be especially light today here in South Carolina.

AdrianT

September 21st, 2009

“…….is it me you’re looking for?”

Timothy (TRiG)

September 21st, 2009

I’m not here. I’m an illusion.

TRiG.

William

September 21st, 2009

I’m left behind – and loving it!

Timothy (TRiG)

September 21st, 2009

I tend to think these people don’t live in this world anyway.

TRiG.

Christopher Waldrop

September 21st, 2009

“Why, this is Hell, nor have I left it.”

This reminds me of a joke. A man dies and goes to Heaven. He’s being shown around by an angel, and when they get to one spot the angel tells him they have to be very quiet and walk by without making any noise. Later the man asks, “Why couldn’t we make any noise in that one place?” The angel replies, “That’s where the fundamentalists are. They’re the only ones here.”

TJMcFisty

September 21st, 2009

Hopefully they’ll do another round of it cuz traffic, while pretty thin for a Monday, was still a little too congested. Thanks for clearing the roadways, Jeebus!

Xaocoh

September 21st, 2009

I can’t speak for New York, but this morning we here in Phoenix were greeted by a 15 megaton nuclear detonation just as he predicted.

Shortly afterward, an EMP blast was detonated which brought down our entire communications network. Good thongy iPhone is still working.

Bill S

September 21st, 2009

Christopher W., I think the punchline is, “They think they’re the only ones here.”

mykill

September 21st, 2009

Good, now maybe i won’t have to see insane facebook posts from my sister. Assuming they don’t have wireless in heaven, of course.

John

September 21st, 2009

Betcha the fundamentalists are surprised

Even as a lapsed Catholic that one never gets old… ;-)

JimInMa

September 21st, 2009

It’s kind of like reading the label from one of Dr Bronner’s Miracle Soap bottles!
!00’s of uses! See Below! Wash Rinse Cleanse Sanitize!

Candace

September 21st, 2009

I learned not to trust Rapture Alerts was back 40 years ago, when I was a senior in a christian high school…. the Principal convinced most of my class that we would be raptured during the Christmas break (it was generally acknowledged, even at such an early time in my life, that I had as much chance of catching a flight with Jesus as a snowball in hell) which resulted in several people not doing their research paper on Shakespeare and getting a big fat F in the English class that happened right on schedule when we came back in January.

Regan DuCasse

September 21st, 2009

Where I come from, it’s the Ghost Dance.
But hey…the disappearance of enemies, pain and suffering and so on is in the dream scape of so many cultures.

Hi everybody!

Priya Lynn

September 21st, 2009

I’m really impressed with the amount of work that went into that web site. I found a quote at the bottom of the page that was particularly ironic:

“There are some very bizarre end-time groups in the world, with some strange beliefs”

Gina9223

September 21st, 2009

Well, Grandma always said that when the rapture came I’d be left sitting on the toilet.

Anyone got some TP?

Jim

September 21st, 2009

For those of us in Tucson….

Finally, we get rid of that obnoxious city to the north!

U of A gets the big win!

LOL

Tim

September 22nd, 2009

::cough::
http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23luciferiscoming

Mike in MI

September 22nd, 2009

I thought maybe their calculations were wrong so I checked again today and damn, I’m still here!

Richard Rush

September 22nd, 2009

As I struggle to imagine how Carrie Prejean could have enough to say to fill her upcoming book, Still Standing, I’m thinking she was clairvoyant, and the full book title will be:

STILL STANDING! . . .
How I was rejected for the rapture just for getting a boob job.

Vancity

September 22nd, 2009

I note that the website has changed its message, and no longer predicts that the rapture will take place yesterday….

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