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  1. Richard W. Fitch
    September 26, 2009

    Reminds me of an incident related by a friend who was once an EMT. This involved a young novitiate at a monastery, the other end of an adult cow and a fire hose being required to extricate the misguided fellow.

  2. Richard Rush
    September 26, 2009


    I’ve been thinking . . . You know, NOM is headquartered in Princeton, NJ, which is only a short drive from Moorestown. And given that guy’s proclivity for anything bovine, I’m wondering if Maggie Gallagher-Srivastav has had to obtain a restraining order against him.

  3. Richard W. Fitch
    September 26, 2009

    @R.Rush: I don’t think MaggieMoo needs to worry. He seems to prefer only the young heifers.

  4. Burr
    September 26, 2009

    Nah it’s still all our fault for this..

    Why? Because they probably watched some bestiality porn before this, and all porn is gay, so it made them gay, and so now they’re a gay menace. *roll eyes*

  5. mike/
    September 26, 2009

    gives an entire new meaning to “chewing your cud”…

    oh, wait. that’s the wrong word.

    sorry, i couldn’t resist. honestly! the vapors just come over me all of a sudden and i can’t control them…

  6. Bill S
    September 26, 2009

    A while back, on another blog site, there was a guy posting comments who claimed he was into bestiality, and insisted that animals can, in fact, indicate consent. I couldn’t figure out if he was serious or simply making up sh*t just to rattle people and get a reaction. Anyone who could seriously believe that has parts on order.
    In any case, after looking at THIS guy, I’m pretty sure the cows could do better.
    On a more serious note, the pedophilia charge is pretty reprehensible, and the fact that he was also into other freaky sh*t shouldn’t distract us from what this guy REALLY belongs in jail for. Forget about the crazy, let’s focus on the evil.

  7. GreenEyedLilo
    September 26, 2009

    I will not make any jokes punning on the word “beef,” or this giving new meaning to the phrase “’til the cows come home”, or….

    I hope those poor (human) kids that they violated find the justice they need and deserve.

  8. Leonard Drake
    September 26, 2009

    As an interesting tidbit on the old Arizona “crime against nature” statute (ARS 13-1411), civil rights to LGBT individuals were almost always based on the fact that “what we did in bed was illegal,” although with two exceptions (one in 1946 and one in 1976) ALL annotations for this statute concerned acts between human-animal or heterosexual rape.

    Now, in relation to this case, those poor cows, and that poor girl. :-(

  9. AJD
    September 26, 2009

    So he got off with the cow in the picture next to his, is that what the headline is suggesting? lol

  10. J. Varnedoe
    September 27, 2009

    Oh my, I certainly hope none of those calves were male. That would have certainly raised eyebrows and and left the officer open to sodomy charges.

  11. Richard Rush
    September 27, 2009

    J. Varnedoe, it doesn’t matter if the calves were male or female, because all barnyard sex is gay sex. It’s just like porn in that regard.

  12. Unrepentant Homosexual
    September 27, 2009

    Why does the article say: “No, none of the cows are shown in these mug shots, but the guy did get off”. It looks to me there are two cows in the mug shots.

  13. Burr
    October 1, 2009

    Heterosexual Menace strikes again! This time in a public bathroom!


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