9 responses

  1. David Roberts
    February 28, 2011

    Remind you of someone else? (Think leather and porn)

  2. Ben in Oakland
    February 28, 2011

    It doesn’t sound like he’s IN a bit of a pickle.

    It sounds like he was holding one.

    On the other hand, it apparently takes a long enough time to pee into a bottle that two witnesses were required to encompass the time span.

    Or possibly, how many hands does it take to pee in a bottle? One to hold the bottle, and one to pump up and down furiously to start the flow of urine.

    Wassamatta, grant? Was it just too much trouble to get out of your van to go use the restroom, or were you afraid sdomeone might make too much of it?

    More words fail me.

  3. Lindoro Almaviva
    February 28, 2011

    I wonder if his left hand knew what his right hand was doing…

    Doubt it. Chancesare the left hand was busy pinching the right nipple while the right hand was, well, busy.

  4. Ivan
    March 1, 2011

    Whatever lifts your lunchbox……

  5. Priya Lynn
    March 1, 2011

    Ivan, I thought it was “Whatever lifts your luggage…”.

  6. Regan DuCasse
    March 1, 2011

    EEEUUUWWWWWW!!

  7. scooterj
    March 1, 2011

    While reading this article I was distracted by the Google banner ad, “Please join Michelle Bachman in defending traditional marriage”, that was on the left hand column of this site at the same time. . . both are REALLY offensive.

  8. Ben in Oakland
    March 1, 2011

    and it turns out that he was masturbating.

    I think conservative christians are beyon either irony or embarassment.

  9. Donny D.
    March 2, 2011

    What tawdry, dreary, ugly 1950s-style creepiness. These religious right bigots are so pathetic, I swear.

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