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In case you’re exposed to santorum

Timothy Kincaid

January 5th, 2012

Now that Rick Santorum has received some attention in Iowa, it is likely that there will be an uptick in his funding and perhaps an increased expanse in his electioneering. Now I would never dream of telling you to protest Mr. Santorum’s events or even consider hinting to you about of what might be an effective way to make a silent protest… but I think if I were to be exposed to santorum, I’d want some flushable moist wipes with me.



Wharton Sinkler
January 6th, 2012 | LINK

I feel that this item does nothing — unlike every other item I have read on Box Turtle Bulletin — to elevate the level of discourse. It has no facts and only a slur and is unworthy for this website.

Priya Lynn
January 6th, 2012 | LINK

There’s a puppy on the package. My husband insists on the one with the kitten on the package. He hates cats but figures that way he’s symbolically wiping with a kitten.

Regan DuCasse
January 6th, 2012 | LINK

Lighten up Wharton, you just got here and apparently don’t know this blog very well at all.
If YOU however think YOU have something edifying for the rest of us, you’re quite free to express that here.
Otherwise, you got nothin’.
Happy New Year.

January 6th, 2012 | LINK

When I look at Santorum, I get the feeling that he’s hiding some giant skeletons in his closet (along the lines of kink and raunch) but that’s just me.

As far as the Cottonelle Fresh Wipes, I don’t leave home without them.

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