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Email of the Day

Jim Burroway

October 12th, 2012

Dear Jim,

Decisions, decisions…

Time is running out. The deadline to fully fund Public Advocate’s Battleground Action Initiative is midnight tonight and we are still well short of our goal.

The Battleground Action Initiative is designed to derail the schemes of the Homosexual Lobby in four key voter referendums. If the Family fails to stop their agenda, homosexual “marriage” could spread across the entire nation before the next presidential election! Right now, there are four states where Public Advocate is fighting against the Homosexual Lobby’s attempts to redefine marriage and force their agenda on all Americans.

But the situation is even more dire. You see, in an attempt to force me to defund our operations, the Southern Poverty Law Center announced only days ago that they plan to drag your Public Advocate into court any day now. Which means I am now faced with the crushing decision of which threat to the Family to fight?

As matters stand right now, I can’t do both. Truthfully, without generous support, I can’t take on even one.

I had planned to ask for your help funding the Battleground Action Initiative, but I need to ask you to dig even deeper and consider doubling the amount you would have given.

Click here to give whatever you can spare

…and please don’t hesitate. I must make the final decision to launch or cancel the Battleground Action Initiative by midnight tonight! If we don’t launch by then, it will seriously hurt the effectiveness of the campaign.

The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?

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Gene in L.A.
October 12th, 2012 | LINK

Thanks for being a mole in this outrageous group. I love lately seeing them twist in the wind and wring their hands in despair of the idea of everyone having the same rights.

james
October 13th, 2012 | LINK

It’s Saturday morning, well past midnight in the eastern time zone.

Any news? Did Eugene implode? Is the BAI underway or is it canceled?

Listen, while we wait, I’m going to go do my laundry and load the dishwasher. The deadline for clean clothes and dishes is noon.

Jim Hlavac
October 13th, 2012 | LINK

I can’t wait either, that’s why I’m on his email list — it’s a fine bit of comedy every few days as this man fights the “radical homosexual agenda” — and I dare say, the way he describes his fantasy, I’m against it too. For I certainly do not want Tens of Thousands of “homosexuals” “rampaging” through the streets either. I still think the guy should come to a gay pride parade so he can see the difference between reality and fantasy.

Soren456
October 13th, 2012 | LINK

What would Walter Mitty do?

Snowman
October 13th, 2012 | LINK

I’m still wondering what the deal with the E-mail about the warehouse full of gay guys was. When I read that, I thought maybe he’d watched the “Blue Oyster” gay bar bits from the Police Academy movies a few too many times…

Timothy Kincaid
October 13th, 2012 | LINK

“The deadline to fully fund Public Advocate’s Battleground Action Initiative is midnight tonight and we are still well short of our goal.”

And if he doesn’t meet that deadline then he will be forced (forced!) to change it to tomorrow or next week or the first Tuesday of Never.

CapeCodder
October 13th, 2012 | LINK

I always hit ‘reply’ with a nasty gram.

But I still the e-mails.

I hope he gets nailed (so to speak!).

John Ozed
October 13th, 2012 | LINK

Looks like someone might have to get a ‘real’ job!

Dave H
October 13th, 2012 | LINK

“If the Family fails to stop their agenda, homosexual “marriage” could spread across the entire nation before the next presidential election!”

I feel like such a cynic. Eugene DelGaudio is more optimistic about the prospect of marriage equality across our entire nation than I am!

Jarred
October 15th, 2012 | LINK

Just got a new email from Eugene. Let’s just say that Timothy may be eligible to replace Miss Cleo. ;)

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