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I’m Giving Up on Marriage “Equality”

Rob Tisinai

April 1st, 2013

I’ve given up the battle for so-called marriage equality. In fact, I’ve started an organization to promote traditional marriage. For each of the next five days, I’ll post a Public Service Announcement promoting my new cause. Here’s the first. There’s timid or mild about it. Nothing but the truth. I can only hope webmaster Jim Burroway won’t censor me.

And when you’re finished, please, come and visit my organization’s new web site.

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Sandhorse
April 1st, 2013 | LINK

Nice! The whole thing is great, but the ‘going limp’ part is the best! Though I never thought I’d hear myself say that…

John
April 1st, 2013 | LINK

I always thought that if someone asked me “why should gay activists have the right to define marriage for everyone?” I would answer “why should assholes have the right to define marriage for everyone?” No one has ever said that to me though, because its an incredibly stupid point.

mudduck
April 2nd, 2013 | LINK

Is there some way we can give March 32 days, and start April on the 2d?

TampaZeke
April 2nd, 2013 | LINK

They only work if they’re somewhat believable.

This one came with an “APRIL FOOLS” headline.

Entertaining none the less.

Meggie
April 3rd, 2013 | LINK

LOL! Very good!

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