Take, for example, Bill Whatcott, a former teen prostitute who is running for mayor of Edmonton, Alberta on an anti-gay campaign. Per the Winnipeg Sun, Whatcott showed up at the candidate registration wearing a shirt with anti-gay stick figures and had this to say:
“Homosexuality is killing young men with diseases like anal warts, anal gonorrhoea and anal cancer — you’re not going to get that living the lifestyle of a Ukrainian,” he told Sun Media yesterday.
I’m not sure what Ukranians have to do with it, but by all means Fear the Fatal Anal Wart.
Oh, and while you’re at it, Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!