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Porno Pete’s Headline Of The Day

Jim Burroway

May 15th, 2008

Whenever I write a post, my worst struggle is with the headline. I’m rarely satisfied with what I come up with. In a word, I suck.

But at least my headlines aren’t as bad as this one:

How Will California Homosexual Couples Consummate their Counterfeit ‘Marriages’?

Poor Peter. His mind really is in the gutter, isn’t it?

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Scott
May 15th, 2008 | LINK

Personally I plan on the abomination that is scented candles and maybe a bath.

Probably not nearly dirty enough for Porno Pete but he’s got his magazines to look at if my sexlife bores him.

Scott
May 15th, 2008 | LINK

You know, after posting that, I think we should all start talking about what kind of slap and tickle games Mr. and Mrs. LaBarbera might be playing.

Turn about is fair play.

cowboy
May 15th, 2008 | LINK

Scott,

I almost lost my cookies with visualizing that…and I’m not talking about the Windows-Explorer kind.

cooner
May 15th, 2008 | LINK

I’m curious where in the state or federal books is the law stating that a marriage is not legally valid specifically until the bride and groom have consummated.

Or, more importantly, how they enforce it.

Dave Rattigan
May 15th, 2008 | LINK

I’m digging the picture of two hot guys playing tonsil tennis. It’s lovely he thinks of his gay readers when he’s putting his articles together.

William
May 16th, 2008 | LINK

Yes, Dave, I agree; it’s a pretty hot picture. You can’t fault him on taste there, and I hope that he’ll be giving us plenty more of like quality.

KatieKat
May 16th, 2008 | LINK

This is a quote from the “Concerned Women of America”’s press release (quote by ‘Concerned Woman’ Matt Barber):
“If people who engage in homosexual behavior want to dress up and play house, that’s their prerogative”
Ugh.
I resent that. I am not ‘playing house’. What’s unfortunate is that this is a common viewpoint from the right - This notion that gay/lesbian couples are, at best, cheap imitations of hetero ones.

TJ McFisty
May 16th, 2008 | LINK

Well, he’s certainly not invited to watch or participate, and I’m greatly offended that he’s insinuating an invitation to do so.

Oh, yeah, this ain’t the first time I’ve heard “So…what do you guys, you know…do…together?” and underneath that is “Can I come watch or touch it?”

I mean, this is from a man who likes to attend every single IML and take pictures. Not saying he’s a closet case…just that he’s weird and rude.

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