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Porno Pete Earns His Nickname

Jim Burroway

July 23rd, 2008

“Porno Pete” LaBarbera is at it again. He wrote a post in which he uses Catholic priestly celibacy as an argument against gays in the military. And you’d think that drawing a connection between the two would be the oddest thing you ever heard of, right?

Wrong. Here’s the graphic Porno Pete used to illustrate his post:

Porno Pete’s Porn

Jeremy Hooper decided to investigate:

So where does one even find this ad elsewhere on the Internet? Well after digging for about half an hour, the only place we could track it down is on a site called “Gay Pervs,” which is a links list to all kinds of porn sites…

And we weren’t able to pull it up through a Google Image search or something like that. You have to actually go to the link and “investigate” in order to bring up the banner.

That’s right. Porno Pete couldn’t just call it up on a search engine. He actually had to know about this web site ahead of time.

I have a feeling Porno Pete’s browser bookmarks are very, very interesting.

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Alex
July 24th, 2008 | LINK

Pete’s got a tough job, but somebody has to do it. :P

JJ in Chicago
July 24th, 2008 | LINK

Not just his browser bookmarks!

His browser cache is no doubt XXX rated.

Ben in Oakland
July 24th, 2008 | LINK

It’s clear The Little Peter has an obsession with gay sex, but even more clear that he has a jesus complex. He’s looking at all that gay porn so that YOU DON’T HAVE TO– sort of like J taking it on the chin for all humanity’s sake.

I think The Little Peter should get an award, or at least a religion named after him.

It would be just PE-TERRIFIC.

Garrett O'Neal
July 24th, 2008 | LINK

Wow, upon reading this post, I viewed their webpage. What actually motivates these people to be so hateful? They say they are taking a stand for themselves, but they sure are being contradictive and hypocritical the way they execute their actions.

Ben in Oakland
July 24th, 2008 | LINK

Actually, now that I think about it…

Benkof had a column on his gaysdefendmarriage.com website about how it was so necessary to “clean up” (his words, if i remember correctly) gay porn– not of the men doing the nasty– I guess that part was ok with him, especially if it is the sort of thing you like to look at– but of the fetish fantasy stuff like calling your boyfriend ‘daddy’ and so forth. No call to clean up straight porn, of course. I guess doing the MILF thing is also ok– after, since it’s striaght, it must be normal.

The whole thing was just too ridiculous. the whole point of porn is thatti is all about fantasy, sexual archetypes, and so on. I would no more want to have sex with my father than I would with Richard “Dick” Cheney.

Yet here is The Little Peter just sure that military fantasies, or straight fantasies (check out brokestraightboys.com)– however few or many people actually visit the wesbites, have those fantasies, or have any desire to act them out– are some final indicator of what would happen if gay people were in the military. (Again, I guess women just don’t matter, especially if one does not appear to be actually interested in them, let alone interested in girl-on-girl military action).

Is there a militarydykes.com for women who have military fantasies. (No there isn’t. I checked). And to find it, I guess you would have to do some extensive web searching, just like The Little Peter. And even then, they would be…what? Camouflage cuties with blond hair, no pubes, and 4 in spike heels?

Can you spell– projection?

Timothy Kincaid
July 24th, 2008 | LINK

I just typed “gay military porn” into google and Gay Pervs was the second site linked. It’s possible that LaBarbera did the same.

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