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LaBarbera Award: Gary Cass

Jim Burroway

January 17th, 2009

We’ve talked about Gary Cass before. He’s the Christian Reconstructionist who has a computer keyboard he calls the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission. He’s put out another doozy of a press release, warning parents that — gasp! — President-elect Barack Obama’s Inauguration will be among the “most perverted in history”:

Barack Obama’s inauguration will have the dubious distinction of being the most perverted in our nation’s history. Obama is not being subtle about either. One of America’s most radical and destructive homosexual activists, “Bishop” Vickie Eugene Robinson of New Hampshire, in official inaugural activities will be offering the invocation at the Lincoln Memorial.

Oh dear, and the “perversion” doesn’t end there. There’s the parade:

To ensure no one misses the perversion, the Inaugural parade will include a homosexual marching band with their rainbow flags flying proud with millions of our nation’s children watching. This is the same band that proudly advertises that it will march in the homosexual Southern Decadence parade, known for its vulgarity and lewd acts in public.

This is where His Pornstachiness lets his fantasies get the better of him:

“In order to be consistent in using this kind of reasoning, Obama ought to have a stripper lead off the inaugural parade followed by the Hell’s Angel’s Motorcycle Drill Team followed by the Crips Precision Handgun Corp. and the Transvestite Fashion Police. Just because something exists in society does not mean it is good and is to be paraded in front of everyone, especially children,” said Dr. Cass.

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Peace
January 17th, 2009 | LINK

Won’t somebody think of the children? We all know that brightly colored rainbow flags will conjure images of buttsexin’ in their tiny little heads!

Rick
January 17th, 2009 | LINK

It’s always those who most desperately need a consultation with the Transvestite Fashion Police who choose to defame them.

Ephilei
January 17th, 2009 | LINK

“Keyboard.”

Clever.

Buffy
January 17th, 2009 | LINK

He’s just cheesed he wasn’t asked to be the Grand Marshall of the parade.

BTW, love the “keyboard”.

GING
January 17th, 2009 | LINK

Gay people on TV don’t make you gay.. neither do strait people on TV. If that was the case, this blog would be unnecessary. Plus, name me one kindergartner who is going to even watch the inauguration.

David C.
January 18th, 2009 | LINK

Where do all these crackpots come from? I hope it isn’t contagious, though I’m beginning to wonder. The anti-gay industry must be falling on hard times to have to resort to such nonsense to maintain the stream of contributions. The really unnerving thing about all of this is there are people naive enough to actually believe this kind of drivel and send in their money.

Beth
February 14th, 2009 | LINK

This is great! hahaha… Gary Cass has two sons that perform in a music group with an openly gay member.

Hypocrisy lies in his own message of hatred.

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