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James Hartline Is Seeing Visions Again

Jim Burroway

October 15th, 2009

James HartlineAnd he’s writing them down:

The wicked rulers of the satanic realm have searched the earth for generations seeking out the hidden locations of the 144,000 bondservants of the Lord. Twelve tribes of Israel. 12,000 members of each tribe. Prophetically predetermined by God, 144,000 bondservants who will give rise to an eternal promise made by The Father to His eternal Son. Satan knows that the fulfillment of God’s catastrophic judgment upon this temporal earthly existence is held back until the 144,000 bondservants are sealed. The Wicked One, once known as Lucifer, now known as the Devil, rampages upon the earth seeking out the location of the 144,000 that he and his minions might exterminate them before they arise.

The satanic plan has unfolded. The Devil has poured out a spirit of perversion, of homosexuality and of death upon humanity that he might corrupt and decimate the potential human pool from which the 144,000 will arise. For the Book of Revelation reveals the characteristics of these unique bondservants. They are spiritual eunuchs, virgin males, free of relationships with women, devoted in complete obedience to the solitary life of God Almighty. Satan knows NOT where these 144,000 bondservants are hidden. He simply hunts for them with the blind and unholy ambition of exterminating them before they can awaken to their holy destinies.



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Bruce Garrett
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Wow. Just…wow…

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I wonder what he has been drinking.

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Most folks down in SD think he has dementia from the crystal and/or the HIV. I pity him. He’s really sick.

Lindoro Almaviva
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So most of the 144K will be gay men. Makes sense.

Transplanted Lawyer
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Wow, talk about a dose of teh crazee!

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So he’s obviously twisting the scriptures to set himself up as one of the 144k. He’s never been sullied by a woman, or wanted to. Devoted to single life. If he’s really scared of Satan or his allies (meaning gays) hunting him down, maybe he shouldn’t publish screeds online or make such public spectacles of himself.

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He needs to start preparing his “flock” for the Y10K bug. Remember the Y2K bug? Computer software will need and extra digit for the year. They will! Really!

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“Eunuchs?” He doesn’t realize eunuchs gender variant (transgender-esque), does he?

Yuki Choe
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Lynn David
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He’s like an Christian who seems to think the literal apocalypse of the Revelation was meant especially for themselves – delusional.

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As a Theological student I would like to point out that his interpretation has no basis in reality, whatsoever.

Helen in Ireland
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Personally, I just think he is stealing the plot of the next Dan Brown novel…

Timothy (TRiG)
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Hi Helen.

Nice to see another Irish person around!


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I wish I’d chosen the blue pill!

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Someone needs attention.

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If this was newly uncovered Lovecraft tale (or homage), it would be really cool. As part of Hartline’s fevered imagination, I’m less than convinced.

Timothy Kincaid
October 16th, 2009 | LINK

I think we should show compassion and pity to James Hartline. Mental illness is truly tragic and Hartline has a history of mental illness.

Yes he chooses to express his paranoia and schizophrenia in ways that are harmful, but we aren’t dealing with someone who is completely rational.

Ben in Oakland
October 17th, 2009 | LINK

“but we aren’t dealing with someone who is completely rational.”

sounds like about 1/2 of america today. We are a nation in decline.

David Wood
October 17th, 2009 | LINK

So Very, Very sad! He really needs some help!

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