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Assaults on Straight Marriages Have Begun

Jim Burroway

February 28th, 2011

“It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said ‘I’ve had my eye on you, Roger,’ and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming,” said Cleveland-area homemaker Rita Ellington, one of the latest victims whose defenseless marriage was overrun by the hordes of battle-ready gays…

The Onion has the scoop.



February 28th, 2011 | LINK

Wait ’til Glen Beck gets this up on his blackboard!

The vid from Australia was somewhat more subtle, but also very funny. Can’t recall if you posted it or not. Here’s the link –

February 28th, 2011 | LINK

Lol, glad you found this; I was going to send it to go along with the “homophobia treatment” story. “We’re coming for you. Wear something nice”. Hahahaha!

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