William Tapley Sees Penises at the Denver International Airport

Jim Burroway

June 1st, 2011

He calls himself The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and “the co-prophet of the End Times.” I wonder if the sight of church steeples thrusting over the skyline gives him the vapors?


June 1st, 2011

As I travel through Denver regularly, I shall be more watchful for penises lurking about. This is truly helpful information.

He calls his series “Revelation Unraveled,” but a better name might be “Another Fundamentalist Unhinged.”


June 1st, 2011

Religion puts these kinds of ideas in people’s minds? I knew religion was a form of mental illness.


June 1st, 2011

Anybody else find it a little wierd that this guy seems to be looking for dicks everywhere??

Seems kinda creepy to me.


June 1st, 2011

Okkkaaaay…His wife is probably one of my customers. I will keep the delusional poor bastard in my prayers.


June 1st, 2011

Girl needs some meat to loosen him up.


June 1st, 2011

Makes you wonder how he knows what a penis looks like in the first place…


June 1st, 2011

You’ve GOT to be kidding. LOL


June 1st, 2011

Someone needs maybe a nice (let’s assume) woman (to respect religious sensitivities, let’s assume wife) who maybe will help him ease up on certain fixations. I know when I’ve gone too long without, I see penises everywhere.


June 1st, 2011

gimme a break… !!

Reed Boyer

June 1st, 2011

What a freakin’ loon job.


June 1st, 2011

Sounds to me like he has Penis envy.
Such a Dick head. Maybe he has a small penis and a hot dog is bigger than what he has. Such as religious nut cases go.


June 1st, 2011

He would lose his sh*t if he ever went to the Vatican. It’s one big phallus symbol after another. He says the cross is the, “more powerful”, answer to the phallus. Well that’s interesting because the Vatican has WAY more phallic symbols, and outright dick pictures, than crosses.

Of course that probably makes sense to him since he sees the Catholic Church as the Whore of Babylon.

Ben In Oakland

June 1st, 2011

he lovingly strokes the baggage area with the tip of his aging fingers, intoning the magic words “in the shape of a phallus.”

the phallus-ies of this kind of obsession are apparently invisible to its practicioners.


June 1st, 2011

He would be far better off in a rubber room with a generous supply of happy pills.

Religion is like a penis. It’s okay to have one, but you shouldn’t whip it out in public and wave it around and it definitely should not be shoved down the throats of children. (I wish I could take credit for that but a friend forwarded it to me)

Timothy Kincaid

June 1st, 2011

As The Exorcist so clearly illustrated, the cross is a phallic symbol.

Richard Rush

June 1st, 2011

Thank you, Mr. Tapley. I’m pleased when videos like yours pop up on the web to help reshape the face of Christianity in America. Each video becomes another ugly zit on that face, making it increasingly grotesque (if that’s even possible anymore).

Richard Rush

June 1st, 2011

Oh, Jerry! I’m ROTFLMAO!

Wharton Sinkler

June 1st, 2011

Clearly he has never seen nor enjoyed the herms which still stand sentry on parts of the ancient highways leading to Rome.

Ben M

June 1st, 2011

That is not the baggage area, it is Pena Blvd (or is it Penis Blvd). Interestingly, Colorado Springs Airport looks exactly the same, only smaller… lol.

Richard Rush

June 3rd, 2011

It would be fun to watch Tapley recoil from all the evil lurking in the supermarket: big thick cucumbers, perfectly curved bananas, firm zucchini, sausage varieties for every appetite, hard salami, and those luscious Italian cannoli just bursting with cream as soon as you wrap your lips around one.

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