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Heterosexual Menace: BBIAB

Timothy Kincaid

December 8th, 2011
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BBIAB (“Being buried in a box”) is a societal menace and it is time we take a stand. Mollifying the proponents for immorality has only made the problem worse and pretending that it isn’t happening won’t make it go away. It’s time we look at the cause of this problem and who is behind it.

I propose we take steps – now – to correct this cultural malaise and return our society to the good wholesome 70’s.

TEACH KIDS REAL RISKS IN THE CLASSROOM: Stop pretending that all lifestyles are at equal risk for being buried in a box – because BBIAB is NOT behaviorally- or lifestyle-neutral. Instead, teach students in school health classes the DOCUMENTED REALITY that certain behaviors, especially heterosexual sex, are particularly high-risk for BBIAB.

RE-STIGMATIZE DANGEROUS BEHAVIORS: In the wider culture and especially among youth, re-stigmatize heterosexual sex and other (predominantly) heterosexual acts (e.g., “golddigging,” heterosexual slang for granpa-bimbo perversion). If other behaviors were as dangerous as heterosexual sex, there would be well-funded PR campaigns and government mobilizations to curtail them. Political Correctness is no excuse for failing to educate against bad and harmful behaviors.

(Satire inspired by The Peter)

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paul canning
December 8th, 2011 | LINK

genius

Al
December 8th, 2011 | LINK

It would seem hetersexuals are a menace in other ways as well, this is something we see all too often – action must be taken.

http://youtu.be/gfJyibVyEyg

JesterKatz
December 8th, 2011 | LINK

Oh for god’s sakes, at first I thought she was a lesbian who came out to her homophobic husband, and was buried alive by him.
Don’t DO that!

RJS
December 8th, 2011 | LINK

Satire or not, mature, consensual sex of any kind should not be stigmatized. No one should be afraid of sex, unless the fear is of never having it.

MattNYC
December 9th, 2011 | LINK

I refuse to give Porno Pete a hit, but from the link name, it sounds like he’s condoning lesbian sex. Maybe he’s straight after all! LOL

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