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Box of Rocks on Pope Rick

Timothy Kincaid

January 15th, 2012


In response to the ecclesiastical selection of Rick Santorum as the exalted one, the boxs of rocks didn’t have much to say. However a spokesman noted that the Box of Rocks has little support from the theocratic minded as it generally tries to avoid those who are likely to cast the first stone.



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Not sure what the obsession here is but the Box of Rocks act got old three posts ago.

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Hey! I’ve begun to look forward to hearing about what the Box of Rocks has been up to every day.

Don’t rain on my parade. Rocks tend to get slippery when wet.

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Timothy, the Box of Rocks (and your perseverance) have my vote!

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Hey, it made me snort and giggle. I too enjoy the pithy yet solid Box of Rocks quotes and commentary.

Richard Rush
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TwirlyGirly said, “Rocks tend to get slippery when wet.”

So does Santorum.

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Love hearing what the box of rocks has to say! It appears not to be as dumb as we once thought, and certainly brighter and more insightful than than Rick “Frothy Mix” Santorum.

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