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BREAKING: Same-Sex Marriage Opponents Are Being Summarily Executed Following Kangaroo Court Trials!

Jim Burroway

August 5th, 2014

Worried over a string of Federal Court decisions striking down marriage bans across the country, National Organization for Marriage Chairman John Eastman told a reporter: “It’s like we’re in Stalinist Russia.”



Mark F.
August 5th, 2014 | LINK

Right, not having their religious beliefs written into law is exactly like a totalitarian state. What a bunch of clowns!

Joseph Singer
August 5th, 2014 | LINK

Brian Brown’s worried where he’s going to get his pin money now that the gravy train is going off the tracks.

Ben in oakland
August 5th, 2014 | LINK

Right. Just like Stalinist Russia.

Except for the “like” part.

Except for the Stalinist part.

Except for the Russia part.

He did, however, get the “just” part exactly right,.

August 6th, 2014 | LINK

Since Stalinist Russia would readily share his values, I say it is time to fire up “the Way-Back Machine”. Or he could just buy a ticket to Putin’s Russia and feel right at home. I’ll help him pack.

August 6th, 2014 | LINK

That’s the trouble with an independent judiciary. It’s so, so, so . . . what’s the word I’m looking for . . . independent.

Mark F.
August 6th, 2014 | LINK

The thing is that Brown is just as unhappy if State Legislatures or the voters at large approve same sex marriage. He’s never happy about it. Ever.

Sharon B
August 6th, 2014 | LINK

And it affects him so much!

Mark F.
August 6th, 2014 | LINK

@Ben. I have to disagree with you. With Brian Brown, even the words “just” “if” “and” and “but” are lies. (Hat tip to the late Dorothy Parker.)

August 7th, 2014 | LINK

Mark F. I like your first point. That is always running through my head when I hear them say “let the voters decide.” I feel like, before that, they said “let the law makers decide,” then changed their tone when that actually happened.

As for your second comment, I think you missed the beauty of Ben’s word play:

“Court-legalized same-sex marriage is just like Stalinist Russia.”


“Court-legalized same-sex marriage is just.”

The NOM rep did not mean to say that last sentence, but it is true.

Mark F.
August 7th, 2014 | LINK

Yes, I did miss that.

Ben in oakland
August 7th, 2014 | LINK

At last I am appreciated, a legend in my own mind.


August 9th, 2014 | LINK

Guys, I know we kinda like to lean on Brown because he uses bigotry, but we have to have a bit of pity for him. He has 8 rug rats to feed. He needs a lot of chicken feed to do that.

Priya Lynn
August 9th, 2014 | LINK

Brian and his wife chose to have 8 children. I don’t feel sorry for him in the slightest.

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