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Eat Da Poo-Poo! — The Martin Ssempa Remix

Jim Burroway

June 2nd, 2010

This Martin Ssempa, one of Uganda’s most hard-over supporting for putting gay people to death, has been pressing his point by showing gay porn in his church and news conferences. Ssempa’s porn-fixation got remixed and it just might become the latest gay dance circuit hit. Move over Lady Gaga. NSFW.

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Lindoro Almaviva
June 2nd, 2010 | LINK

This is priceless.

Candace
June 2nd, 2010 | LINK

I totally, totally, love gay snark.

anteros
June 3rd, 2010 | LINK

nice! i’ve been waiting for this:-)

David Malcolm
June 3rd, 2010 | LINK

Wow… here I thought I just really enjoyed kissing other dudes… I guess I never realized how much eating crap would turn me on? Hmmm… nope I think I’m still more into the kissing… I don’t think I’ll try doing it the african way.

anteros
June 3rd, 2010 | LINK

David Malcom:

it’s not the african way. ssempa’s got a scat porn collection featuring white males in leather/uniform, and he shows it off everywhere he goes, claiming that’s what all homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedrooms. he wants ugandans to believe that rich gay americans and europeans wanna recruit ugandan kids into scat (which according to him, is the same as homosexuality). watch the documentary “missionaries of hate”… it’s available online. also watch the abc nightline segment on uganda… it’s on youtube.

Richard Rush
June 3rd, 2010 | LINK

We all know about how “Drinking the Kool-Aid” became part of the
lexicon. . .

Well, there’s an opportunity here: Eatin’ Da Poo Poo could go into the lexicon as referring to leaders of a toilet-bowl nation scapegoating gays as a means of diverting their people’s attention from just how crappy their lives are.

Candace
June 3rd, 2010 | LINK

I have spent long years in the Alternative Community and I met people who were into scat– & EVERY ONE OF THEM was heterosexual. One was a gorgeously movie-star handsome man with a huge HUGE asset who only played with women who would permit him to eat da poo-poo. It was the biggest waste of *talent* I ever saw in my entire life. You name the kink, I’ve encountered it–and I’d say 99% were hetero. Except the gay Bear and his sub, who was convinced he was a puppy, and insisted on chasing a ball around on the floor at a formal banquet. But that was balanced out by the 5th degree totally hetero black belt who thought he was a pony. I will mercifully not go there.

Michael Bussee
June 3rd, 2010 | LINK

I shouldn’t be laughing.

Candace
June 3rd, 2010 | LINK

Not only should you laugh, Michael, but you should petition the UTube gods to remove the earworm of Eat Da Poo-Poo from my head.

a. mcewen
June 3rd, 2010 | LINK

Oh Lord hammercy!

Ben in Oakland
June 4th, 2010 | LINK

Candace: “You name the kink, I’ve encountered it–and I’d say 99% were hetero.”

99% is a bit of an exageration. i would suspect it is closer to 96-97%.

You know why.

Michael Bussee
June 4th, 2010 | LINK

I believe there is an actual psychiatric diagnosis called “stuck tune syndrome”. Crap. Now, I have it.

Michael Bussee
June 4th, 2010 | LINK

OMG. There are other Yourube remixes of this tune. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg

Candace
June 4th, 2010 | LINK

I’m putting it on my phone as a ringtone.

justsearching
June 5th, 2010 | LINK

I hold BTB liable for the brain damage sustained while trying to skip to the next track in my mental playlist.

Mark F.
June 5th, 2010 | LINK

Oh Lord. Now I can’t get this out of my head.

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