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Box of Rocks takes impressive 3-0 lead

Timothy Kincaid

January 9th, 2012

In the battle of intellect between Rick Santorum and a box of rocks, the rocks are making a surprisingly strong showing. While the rocks haven’t said anything incredibly stupid at all today, Rick Santorum described his position on recognition of gay couples thusly:

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The question is do I think I can beat President Obama cuz I have strong feelings on the issue of marriage and other social issues. Everyone on the stage yesterday and the day before has pretty much has the exact same position I have on all those issues. President Obama says he has the same position I have on gay marriage. So people always talk about the… the only difference is between myself and any of them is that when someone asks me a question I answer it.

I must have missed the press conference wherein the President announced that he has the same views on gay marriage as Rick Santorum. But, knowing the President’s positions, we can now conclude that:

Or that Rick Santorum is so incredibly stupid that he doesn’t know what President Obama has said on the subject. (One alternate possibility is that Santorum knows Obama’s position and is betting that his audience does not. Frankly, I don’t think he’s bright enough for that sort of political calculation.)

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SirAndrew
January 9th, 2012 | LINK

I think you’re being too harsh on dear Ricky. We can’t expect too much from him when he keeps misplacing his one working brain cell.

PLAINTOM
January 9th, 2012 | LINK

I think he is simply a sociopath and the truth doesn’t matter to him.

Lindoro Almaviva
January 9th, 2012 | LINK

I can not wait until the Indiana Primaries. I am planning on voting for him.

David Roberts
January 10th, 2012 | LINK

Nice imagery. We can agree here, Timothy :)

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