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The Daily Agenda for Friday, February 10

Jim Burroway

February 10th, 2012

TODAY’S AGENDA (Ours):
Celebrations This Weekend: Belgian LGBT Film Festival, Brussels, Belgium; Regenbogenball (Rainbow Ball), Vienna, Austria; Whistler Ski Week, Whistler, BC.

TODAY’S AGENDA (Theirs):
Journey Into Manhood Weekend: London, England. Well now this will certainly be interesting: British men from the land of the stiff upper lip going into the woods to bare their souls with each other and indulge in a few cuddling sessions – all on the premise that that will make them straight! But that’s what’s happening this weekend. Built on the theory that all gay men really want is to connect with their fathers, Journey Into Manhood is a hodge-podge of psychobabble and Richard Cohen-style cuddling in the wilderness designed to caress the gay right out of them poofters. That’s the premise anyway. When Ted Cox, a straight journalist, went undercover for a JIM weekend in Arizona, he found that during one of those cuddling sessions, well…

I don’t remember exactly when I felt his erection pressing into my back. It might have been while he whispered in my ear, “Long ago, you were the Golden Child. But, somehow, that Golden Child was hurt, and you put up a wall to protect yourself.”

…I sat on the floor between the outstretched legs of a camp guide, my head leaning back against his shoulder. The guide sat behind me, his arms wrapped around my chest. This hold was called “The Motorcycle.” Five men surrounded the two of us, their hands resting gently on my arms, legs and chest.

And for all of that and US$650, JIM claims a 79% success rate. Well okay then. If that’s success, sign me up. But hold on a minute. One of JIM’s life coaches, Alan Downing, was accused by two of his clients of inappropriate behavior and sexual impropriety. A staffer at an Arizona JIM weekend was none other than Lee Caleb Brundidge, one of the three American extremists who travelled to Kampala in 2009 to host the explosive ex-gay conference that set the stage for the proposed Anti-Homosexuality Bill. I think you get the picture. The manly-man’s he-man butchout and cuddle camp starts today at an undisclosed location somewhere in southern England, and goes on through Sunday. Matching boots and belts are strongly discouraged.

If you know of something that belongs on the agenda, please send it here. Don’t forget to include the basics: who, what, when, where, and URL (if available).

And feel free to consider this your open thread for the day. What’s happening in your world?

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kermode
February 10th, 2012 | LINK

What I want to know is, where are the queer-positive men’s retreats with motorcycling and cuddling and hanging out by the fire? Why isn’t that a thing?

Snowman
February 10th, 2012 | LINK

I would imagine it is, somewhere, you probably just don’t hear about it as much.

Gods, but that Journey Into Manhood thing sounds creepy as hell.

jpeckjr
February 10th, 2012 | LINK

@kermode: join a bear group.

TampaZeke
February 10th, 2012 | LINK

You can do all this self hating while screwing around at the CPAC convention and for a lot cheaper!

Darina
February 12th, 2012 | LINK

LOL that’s some extreme cuddling.

iDavid
February 12th, 2012 | LINK

LoL. Too funny.

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